Join Louise, mother of three and model, telling tales from her debut book. It is a hurtling gallop about the ‘real’ parenting calendar, from drop-kicking the kids through the school gates in September, to the perils of using a public loo with your toddler, via the existential dread of an unexpected nursery call to tell you ‘there’s nothing to worry about’ (sure), the book covers the highs and lows of modern motherhood.